From the Mouth of my Babe - Volume 6

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A couple of weeks ago, I was relaxing on the couch when Ethan came over and began to look intently at my lower leg.  He rubbed his hands over my stubble and said:

"I need to take these out."

 Confused, I asked him, "Take what out? And why?"

He replied:

"These [my stubble].  Because you have cactus pieces!" 

No one ever told me it was quite that bad.

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Yesterday, we were walking through a store with my mama when Ethan informed me that he was going to Chuck E. Cheese today.  Thinking he and Mama had made some pact behind my back I inquired: 

"You are?! Who's going to take you?"

In the sweetest voice possible he said: 

"You are.  Do you want to take me to Chuck E. Cheese tomorrow?"

It's a good thing it's the end of the month.  I may have had a harder time saying no otherwise!

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Every now and then I'll use pet names when I'm talking to Ethan.  You know - honey, sweetie, baby, etc.   One day, I was congratulating him on a job well done and said:

"Way to go, pumpkin! I knew you could do it!."

As serious as could be, he looked up at me and stated matter-of-factly: 

"I'm not a pumpkin! I'm a BOY!"

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And, only the cutest boy ever - in my humble, completely biased opinion.